Chiste del día
Subject: No Speaka de english
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say
the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorts the lady indignantly.
"In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives..."
"Hey, coola down lady," says the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
Pensamiento del día
Uno de los fundamentos de la libertad, consiste, en poder hacer mal uso de ella.
Luis Antonio de Villena, poeta español.
